
The unified cutlery theory will never work because the electroweak interactions of knorks will never allow the elementary particles of a spife to fuse with it. Trust me, I took 3 years of utensil physics.
Reblogged from The Triumph of Bullshit.

The unified cutlery theory will never work because the electroweak interactions of knorks will never allow the elementary particles of a spife to fuse with it. Trust me, I took 3 years of utensil physics.
Trying to beat Bande à part’s record for running through the Louvre
The Dreamers
Director: Bernardo Bertolucci
2003
Long-Exposure Shot of a Roomba’s PathWTFXORZ— do I see the fucking Golden Spiral???????