The unified cutlery theory will never work because the electroweak interactions of knorks will never allow the elementary particles of a spife to fuse with it. Trust me, I took 3 years of utensil physics.
Reblogged from The Triumph of Bullshit.
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party like a titled ampersand.
Reblogged from The Triumph of Bullshit.
